The Top 20 Least Impressive Mafia Nicknames 20> Vinny "The Cosmotologist" Scandaliotta 19> Leo "The Raging Codependent" Pacioni 18> Alphonse "The Senator" D'Amato 17> Herbie "The Accountant" Schwartz 16> Rocco "The Rotarian" Manera 15> Frankie "Right Turn on Red" Ragusa 14> Warren "The Webmaster" Larotta 13> Floyd "The Barber" Barboni 12> Angelo "Spastic Colon" Gasdrulli 11> Mario "The Italian Scallion" Cipolla 10> Mikey "Rubber Glove" Spinetti 9> Carmine "The Lovely Swan" Carpecci 8> Nick "Paper Cut" Carlucci 7> Bobby "You Wan' Fries Wid Dat?" Minera 6> Enzo "I Didn't Mean Nothing By That" Garelli 5> Jimmy "The Guy Who Scratches His Fingernails on the Chalkboard" Genarro 4> Vito "Shaved Back" Laroo 3> Tony "The Chia Pet" Gravano 2> The Hitman Formerly Known As Vince and the Number 1 Least Impressive Mafia Nickname... 1> Vinnie "Say It With Flowers" LaRosa